October 24, 2014 update: That 2006 Quote-A-Day desk calendar provided plenty of mileage. Another post from the old LiveJournal blog before
that pesky wormhole opened up again I decided to switch.
The Quote-A-Day desk calendar is coming to an end so here’s a final selection for your amusement. This time, there’s just a lone entry from one of the many sportsmen and women who inadvertently bring much mirth to our lives. Enjoy.
“We actually got the winner three minutes from the end but then they equalised.” – Ian McNail
“There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed.” – Peter Sellers
“Just when you think you have hit rock bottom, someone tosses you a shovel.” – Anonymous
“The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill.” – Peter Ustinov
“Marriage is a wonderful invention, but then again so is a bicycle repair kit.” – Billy Connolly
“Only time can heal your broken heart, just as only time can heal his broken arms and legs.” – Miss Piggy
“Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.” Albert Camus (so true, especially if you’re studying Camus….)
“We’re not lost. We’re locationally challenged.” – John Ford.
And finally, one to carry with you into the New Year and beyond:
“If at first you don’t succeed, failure may be your style.” – Quentin Crisp